Zombie apocolypse in Kansas

[GunnyGene]

Ok, one of the last places I'd expect to have to deal with this is Kansas. Except maybe Wichita. I mean it's flat as pancake, so plenty of long range plinking is available.

And to make sure Kansas takes the zombie apocalypse seriously, Brownback plans to officially declare October "Zombie Preparedness Month" during a ceremonial event Friday at the Kansas Statehouse.

Zombie Preparedness Month, however, is not actually about planning a defense for viral reincarnate flesh eaters. Instead, Brownback's administration wants to capitalize on pop culture's zombie obsession to raise awareness about disaster planning and response.

http://www.nationaljournal.com/energy/why-is-kansas-preparing-for-the-zombie-apocalypse-20140924

But I'm prepared just in case any of those Kansas Zombies manage to make it across the Big Muddy.

 

[dieselmudder]

I'd be all in he Indiana had one. In all reality not many people even have a,clue what kind of catastrophic events are looming. Let alone prepared for them.

 

[ubu]

I keep a LOT of toothpicks.