Single sentence philosophy

[Scoop]

"I love deadlines; I love the whooshing noise they make as they go by."
--Douglas Adams

 

[Kadelic]

From Heinlein's book Stranger In A Strange Land:

"Honor necessity." - Then Man from Mars.

 

[Djcala]

Quality is like buying oats -if you want nice, clean oats, you must pay a fair price; however - if you're satisfied with oats that have already been through the horse - such oats can be had a little cheaper!!
~Anonymous.
Saw posted in LGS

 

[OhioArcher]

"She love you good, boom boom long time."

"She says soul brother too beaucoup, too beaucoup.".

Full Metal Jacket

 

[Djcala]

Yuri Orlov:There are over 550 million firearms in worldwide circulation That's one firearm for every twelve people on planet The only question is: How do we arm the other 11?

 

[OhioArcher]

"Never! All the armies of Europe, Asia, and Africa combined, with all the treasure of the earth (our own excepted) in their military chest, with a Bonaparte for a commander, could not by force take a drink from the Ohio or make a track on the Blue Ridge in a trial of a thousand years."

Abraham Lincoln

 

[OhioArcher]

"She love you good, boom boom long time."

"She says soul brother too beaucoup, too beaucoup.".

Full Metal Jacket

What? No one have a sense of humor on here?

 

[Scoop]

It's OK, OA. They were good lines from a great movie. More physiology than philosophy tho'.

 

[MossyMoe12Ga]

 

[Djcala]

Procrastination is like masturbation the only person your screwing is yourself !

No clue who originally said it but used to say it alot.

 

[OhioArcher]

It's OK, OA. They were good lines from a great movie. More physiology than philosophy tho'.

I think back then and there it was a philosophy. Bang-bang followed by boom-boom. Where ever they could get it...

 

[dieselmudder]

Your best laid plans, don't always get ya laid.

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[MikeD]

"If the women don't find you handsome, they should at least find you handy."

- Red Green

 

[Scoop]

Light travels faster than sound; that's why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.
-- Albert Einstein

 

[Pawpaw]

“Congress, every time they make a joke, it’s a law, and every time they make a law it’s a joke.” - Will Rogers

 

[Scoop]

Invoking the supernatural can explain anything, and hence explains nothing.
-- Richard Feynman, Physicist and bongo player

 

[Djcala]

Political correctness is a doctrine, fostered by a delusional, illogical minority, and rabidly promoted by an unscrupulous mainstream media, which holds forth the proposition that it is entirely possible to pick up a piece of shit by the clean end.”

 

[Ghmann]

It is better to light a candle than to curse the darkness.

 

[OhioArcher]

Don't poke the sleeping dog. Me

 

[Pawpaw]

'Alcohol Tobacco and Firearms' should be the name of a convenience store chain, not a government agency.