The world will end on 9/23! Stock up on shotshells and beer.

[CaddmannQ]

NFL players doubling down on potato.

Baseball players are missing out on the publicity so they're doing it too now.

I hear that hockey players will continue to stand and pay respect.
(This is more natural when the guy standing next to you is a three tour Army Ranger holding a big stick.)

 

[Scoop]

Shit, it's the 25th! What'd I miss?

Apparently you guys didn't get the memo. Let's get up to date w/ the new poop.

The good news is the world didn't end last Saturday. The bad news is - at least according to one Doomsday writer - is we have a new date for the apocalypse.

David Meade is a Christian numerologist who predicted the world would end Sept. 23 after being struck by a rogue planet, called Nibiru or Planet X. Meade said his prediction was based on Biblical verses and codes that pointed to that date.

Saturday came and went without a cosmic collision and now, Meade said there's a new Doomsday date: Oct. 15.​

 

[CaddmannQ]

. . . David Meade is a Christian numerologist . . .

This is equivalent to saying that David Meade should be locked up as a con man.

When does Christ enjoin you to take up superstitious nonsense, in order to falsely declare to your fellows, what He declared that no man knows?

What a cruel bastard Meade is to publicize this kind of crap.

 

[Water Monkey]

haven't they been doing this shit for decades?!

Matthew 24:36

But about that day or hour no one knows, not even the angels in heaven, nor the Son, but only the Father.