Rossignol The Original Sheriff Global Moderator Sponsor Moderator Sep 3, 2011 #1 A recent post prompted me to think of this. Post just punchlines! I'll do the one the post in the hunting section made me think about! No thanks! If that didnt get the taste out, nothing will!
A recent post prompted me to think of this. Post just punchlines! I'll do the one the post in the hunting section made me think about! No thanks! If that didnt get the taste out, nothing will!
S SHOOTER13 Guest Sep 3, 2011 #3 ..."They both moan like hell when they come, and take the house when they leave !!" =========================================================
..."They both moan like hell when they come, and take the house when they leave !!" =========================================================
S SHOOTER13 Guest Sep 3, 2011 #4 "The woman says, "Me too, you've been eating grass for the past ten minutes!" ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
"The woman says, "Me too, you've been eating grass for the past ten minutes!" ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
John A. Unconstitutional laws are not laws. Staff member Administrator Global Moderator Sep 3, 2011 #5 Little Johnny looked at the teacher and said : "Wrecked 'em hell, it killed 'em both!"
Rossignol The Original Sheriff Global Moderator Sponsor Moderator Sep 3, 2011 #6 "No, but it keeps me from lickin my lips!"
Fronty Owner .270 WIN Sep 3, 2011 #7 Little Johnny says " The one with the ring, but I like the way you think!"
S SHOOTER13 Guest Sep 3, 2011 #8 The blind man says, "Oh, you're trying to fool me! But I know exactly what kind of wood that is. It's the s**t house door off a tuna boat!" ==========================================================
The blind man says, "Oh, you're trying to fool me! But I know exactly what kind of wood that is. It's the s**t house door off a tuna boat!" ==========================================================
Rossignol The Original Sheriff Global Moderator Sponsor Moderator Sep 3, 2011 #9 "No way, I dont want that! Look what it did to your underwear!!!"
Rossignol The Original Sheriff Global Moderator Sponsor Moderator Sep 3, 2011 #10 "so the guy at the pro-shop says, 'I know the problem, your stance is too wide!'"
C cbshooter .270 WIN Sep 3, 2011 #11 The politician said "Of all the things I have lost I miss my mind the most"
ripjack13 Resident Sawdust Maker Staff member Administrator Supporter "Philanthropist" Sep 4, 2011 #12 "Well, I should have mentioned this before, but I'm actually a taxi driver, and the fare back to town is $25..."
"Well, I should have mentioned this before, but I'm actually a taxi driver, and the fare back to town is $25..."
ripjack13 Resident Sawdust Maker Staff member Administrator Supporter "Philanthropist" Sep 4, 2011 #13 The old lady replied, "Set the goose down, cover him with the bucket, put the paint on top of the bucket, and I'll hold the chickens."
The old lady replied, "Set the goose down, cover him with the bucket, put the paint on top of the bucket, and I'll hold the chickens."
Rossignol The Original Sheriff Global Moderator Sponsor Moderator Sep 4, 2011 #14 The old farmer says to the hunter, "Nevermind, you can have the duck, I dont really want it."
LAZY EYED SNIPER Overwatch Global Moderator Supporter "Philanthropist" Sep 16, 2011 #15 ...so the bartender says, "May I push in your stool?"
ripjack13 Resident Sawdust Maker Staff member Administrator Supporter "Philanthropist" Sep 16, 2011 #17 When everyone has finished, the professor continues, “The second skill is observation. I stuck in my middle finger and then I sucked on my index finger. Pay attention.
When everyone has finished, the professor continues, “The second skill is observation. I stuck in my middle finger and then I sucked on my index finger. Pay attention.
ripjack13 Resident Sawdust Maker Staff member Administrator Supporter "Philanthropist" Sep 16, 2011 #18 The Devil smiled and said "Ok, Monica, you're free to go!
Sn3aKyGuY .30-06 Sep 16, 2011 #19 The bull replied, "Take off those silly striped pajamas and I'll show you who your daddy is!"
ripjack13 Resident Sawdust Maker Staff member Administrator Supporter "Philanthropist" Sep 16, 2011 #20 The old cowboy quietly says, "Yep, that's as far as I got, too...