Things you'll never hear on Mossberg Owners

[ripjack13]

I love particle board....

 

[ripjack13]

I think I'll clean up around my shop....

 

[ripjack13]

My wife loves it when when there's sawdust in the kitchen....



And the hallway....


And the living room....

 

[ripjack13]

I'll pass on that burl. It's just way too ugly...

 

[ripjack13]

I hate this damn wood , It has way to much color and figure in it.
I wish all the wood I owned was straight grained.

 

[ripjack13]

No honey, that large flat rate box doesn't have wood in it....

 

[jdavidboyd]

No honey, 1 box of OO-buck is all I'll ever need.

 

[CaddmannQ]

"I've decided that owning a Spandau would just be too pretentious."

 

[Rossignol]

WooHoo, I have the next five days off and I can't wait to get started on all the work that has to be done around here! Like repairing gutters, cleaning the chicken coop, clean the barn, oh and get all my crap out of the house and to my work bench! It will be so much fun I won't even have time to think about coyote hunting!

 

[Deog]

I sure hope Governor Brown signs all that anti gun legislation sitting on his desk before he goes and has a wonderful time on his vacation out of the country with his family.

 

[MikeD]

What bathroom should I be using?

I've never lost a gun in a boating accident!

 

[CaddmannQ]

I really prefer guns made out of plastic.

 

[Deog]

I can't wait to register my AR collection as assault weapons in the great state of California.

 

[CaddmannQ]

Resistance is futile.