13. It's Halloween and a trick-or-treater comes to your door in a costume with a plastic sword and a turban. When you ask who he's supposed to be, the child responds "Mohammed".
You should:
a. Close the door quietly and bow to Mecca as you pray for Allah's forgiveness of the child.
b. Smack the snot out of the kid and then shout loudly about religious prejudice when the police arrive.
c. Grab the kid around the neck and saw his head off with any convenient garden tool while screaming ALLAH AKBAR!
d. Just smile and hand him one of the Pixiestix filled with anthrax spores.
You should:
a. Close the door quietly and bow to Mecca as you pray for Allah's forgiveness of the child.
b. Smack the snot out of the kid and then shout loudly about religious prejudice when the police arrive.
c. Grab the kid around the neck and saw his head off with any convenient garden tool while screaming ALLAH AKBAR!
d. Just smile and hand him one of the Pixiestix filled with anthrax spores.