I'd stick out like a sore thumb in there
I've been looking for a good used slittin maul at yard sales and flea markets.
Not having much luck though.
I saw one, but had no desire of paying $75 for a warped handled Chinese forged maul.
Though I would very much like to find one like this:
https://www.gransforsbruk.com/en/product/gransfors-splitting-maul/
Sorry for the hijack. I know it's not an ax or machete.